Uggghhh! Moooom, it's soooo unfair!!! All my friends have iPhones and I'm literally the ONLY one who doesn't have one! It's like, I'm stuck in the Stone Age or something!
I don't understand why you won't get me one! You're always saying how important it is to stay connected and stuff, but then you won't even consider getting me a phone that can actually do that! My old phone is so lame, it doesn't even have Snapchat or Instagram! How am I supposed to survive without being able to post selfies and stories?!
And don't even get me started on