Uggghhh! Moooom, it's soooo unfair!!! All my friends have iPhones and I'm the only one who doesn't! It's like, I'm literally the only person in the whole world without one. I feel like such a loser.
I don't understand why you won't buy me one. You're always saying how much you want me to be happy, but clearly you don't care about my happiness at all because if you did, you would get me an iPhone. It's not like it's going to break the bank or anything (even though I know it kind of will, but that's not