In the depths of the internet, where memes roamed free and logic was but a distant memory, there existed a land called "Dogeoria." It was a place where everything was simultaneously amazing and terrible, like a grumpy cat's face.
The ruler of Dogeoria was a giant, talking eggplant named "Eggberta," who had the power to turn anything into a meme. With a flick of her wrist, she could transform a ordinary rock into a viral sensation, complete with a caption that read "I can has cheezburger?"
One day, Eggberta decided to hold a grand festival in honor of