Here's my attempt at writing a ridiculous complaint:
"MOOOOOM!!!! It's soooo unfair!!! All my friends have iPhones and I'm literally the ONLY one who doesn't! I feel like such a loser without one. I mean, how am I supposed to survive without being able to take selfies with a decent camera?! My life is basically over because you won't buy me an iPhone.
And another thing, what's the point of even having a phone if it's not an iPhone?! My current phone is soooo ancient and ugly. It doesn't even have Face ID or wireless charging! I'm pretty sure I'm the