Uggghhh! Moooom, it's soooo unfair!!! All my friends have iPhones and I'm literally the only one who doesn't! It's like, I'm stuck in the Stone Age or something with this ancient Android phone.
I mean, what even is the point of having a phone if it's not an iPhone?! Everyone knows that iPhones are the best and if you don't have one, you're basically a loser. And now, because of you, I'm going to be known as the biggest loser in school!
And don't even get me started on how embarrassing it is to pull out my old phone in