Here's a ridiculous complaint:
"Uggghhh, my life is literally RUINED because my mom won't buy me the new iPhone!!! I mean, what even is the point of living if I don't have the latest and greatest phone?! All my friends have one, and they're always taking selfies and playing Fortnite on their phones. I'm basically a social outcast without an iPhone.
And it's not like I'm asking for much! Just a simple $1,000 phone with all the bells and whistles. Is that too much to ask?! My mom is so unfair. She says something about "not needing"