Uggghhh! Moooom, it's soooo unfair! All my friends have iPhones and I'm literally the only one who doesn't. It's like, I'm stuck in the Stone Age or something with this ancient Android phone.
I don't understand why you won't buy me an iPhone. You're always saying how much you want me to be happy, but clearly, you don't care about my happiness at all. I mean, what's the point of even having a mom if you're not going to get me the things I need?
And don't even get me started on how embarrassing it is to pull out