Here's my attempt at writing a ridiculous complaint:
"Uggghhh, Moooom!!! It's soooo unfair! All my friends have iPhones and I'm literally the ONLY one who doesn't! It's like, I'm living in the Stone Age or something. My Samsung is so lame and outdated. The camera is terrible, the screen is small, and it doesn't even have Face ID! How am I supposed to survive without being able to take perfect selfies?!
And don't even get me started on the apps! All the cool kids are playing Fortnite and PUBG on their iPhones, but my phone can barely handle Snapchat